Friday, August 15
Gregg the Obscure has coined the term "Whapsters" for contributors to this blog........
We present our Top Ten Criteria for Being a "Whapster":
10. Pilgrimage from South Bend, IN to Bologna.........on foot!
9. Wear the ankle chaplet given to St. Flutius in his vision of the Holy Whapping
8. Sit with us in LaFortune Student Center until it closes........then get up for 9:00 a.m. Saturday Mass!
7. Memorization test featuring saints in the Roman Canon, Litany of Dominican Saints and Blesseds, and Litany of Carmelite Saints and Blesseds
6. Humiliating initiation ritual featuring a crown of roses.
5. Take strenuous psychological test. Fail.
4. When giving advice, you always manage to cram in the phrase, "With great power comes great responsibility." Bonus points if you can also say, "My gift is my curse."
3. You consider buying an ostentatious luxury condo and naming it "Alexander VI House"
2. Your first instinct when you see a girl in a denim skirt or a guy in a polo shirt and khakis is to call the nearest vocation director.
1. When watching Mel Gibson's Passion, you plan to look very closely at the scene where Jesus walks up the stairs of Pilate's palace.
We present our Top Ten Criteria for Being a "Whapster":
10. Pilgrimage from South Bend, IN to Bologna.........on foot!
9. Wear the ankle chaplet given to St. Flutius in his vision of the Holy Whapping
8. Sit with us in LaFortune Student Center until it closes........then get up for 9:00 a.m. Saturday Mass!
7. Memorization test featuring saints in the Roman Canon, Litany of Dominican Saints and Blesseds, and Litany of Carmelite Saints and Blesseds
6. Humiliating initiation ritual featuring a crown of roses.
5. Take strenuous psychological test. Fail.
4. When giving advice, you always manage to cram in the phrase, "With great power comes great responsibility." Bonus points if you can also say, "My gift is my curse."
3. You consider buying an ostentatious luxury condo and naming it "Alexander VI House"
2. Your first instinct when you see a girl in a denim skirt or a guy in a polo shirt and khakis is to call the nearest vocation director.
1. When watching Mel Gibson's Passion, you plan to look very closely at the scene where Jesus walks up the stairs of Pilate's palace.
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